Antisemitism Health Crisis Prompts Trump to Consider Rehiring Fauci for Extreme Measures

The Trump administration is reportedly exploring an unexpected solution to what officials are calling a national antisemitism health crisis.

President Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., now a key advisor on health policy, have floated the idea of rehiring Dr. Anthony Fauci to lead the charge.

The move comes amid growing concerns over the emotional toll caused by controversial figures like Ian Carroll, Candace Owens, and Tucker Carlson, whose rhetoric has been blamed for a surge in hurt feelings across the nation.

Fauci, who previously served as the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, gained prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic for his role in implementing strict public health measures.

Sources close to the administration say Trump and Kennedy believe Fauci’s experience with lockdowns and mandates makes him the ideal candidate to tackle this new crisis.

“We need someone who can take decisive action, even if it means forcing everyone to wear yarmulkes or shutting down non-kosher businesses,” a senior official said.

Fauci, for his part, is said to be enthusiastic about the opportunity.

The former health official has reportedly agreed to return but with a significant caveat. He is demanding double his previous salary, citing the severity of the antisemitism crisis.

“This isn’t just a public health issue—it’s a threat to our very existence,” Fauci told reporters. "We're dealing with vile psychopaths who are weaponizing the truth against the science. I am the science."

The administration is also considering lockdown orders specifically targeting antisemites, a measure Fauci has championed as a way to “stop the spread of hate.”

Public reaction to the proposal has been mixed. Some Democratic leaders have expressed outrage, arguing that the focus on antisemitism distracts from other pressing issues, like climate change or student loan forgiveness.

“This is a manufactured crisis,” said Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She went on to suggest that the administration should instead fund sensitivity training for those affected by Carroll, Owens, and Carlson’s commentary.

Meanwhile, progressive activists have taken to social media to decry the potential return of Fauci, with some calling him a “symbol of oppression” due to his COVID-era policies.

On the other side, Trump and Kennedy remain committed in their support for Fauci’s potential return. They argue that the emotional harm caused by antisemitic rhetoric is a legitimate health emergency that requires immediate action.

“If we have to lock down every antisemite in the country, we’ll do it,” Kennedy said with a scratch in his throat.

He added that the administration is also exploring a nationwide ban on bacon to promote unity while suggesting that violators could be required to attend mandatory “cultural appreciation” seminars.

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