Donald Trump Offers Free Tank of Gas if Republicans Win in November
DALLAS, TX — President Donald Trump announced that every American driver will receive one free tank of unleaded gasoline if Republicans win control of Congress in the midterm elections.
“We’re going to give you a free tank of gas, unleaded only,” Trump told the crowd at the first Republican Midterm National Convention. “The good regular stuff. You vote Republican in November, you pull into the station, and it’s taken care of. Beautiful tank. The fullest tank you’ve ever seen.”
The offer applies to a standard passenger-vehicle tank. Premium and diesel are excluded.
“Unleaded. That’s what real people put in their cars,” Trump said. “The fancy grades are for show-offs. We’re not doing that. Regular unleaded, paid in full, one time. Nobody’s ever given the country a tank of gas before. Obama didn’t. Nobody did.”
National regular unleaded currently averages more than $4.00 a gallon after months of elevated crude prices linked to fighting near major shipping lanes. A typical 14-to-16-gallon tank now costs drivers more than $60.00 to fill.
Trump said the free tank would more than cover that.
“People are getting killed at the pump. I told everybody oil was coming down. After we win, it comes down faster, and you still get the free tank on top of it. Double. It’s going to be the greatest deal in the history of gasoline.”
White House officials said the program would operate as a one-time rebate processed at participating stations once election results are certified. Details on household limits and station participation remain under review.
“We have more oil than anybody in the world,” Trump said. “This is easy. The gas companies will be thrilled because everybody’s going to drive more. It’s going to be huge. The tanks will be overflowing. You’ll love it.”
He repeated the restriction.
“Remember. Unleaded only. Don’t try to sneak premium in there. We’re watching.”
The president closed by telling the arena the country would remember who delivered the free gas.
“You win in November, you get the tank. That’s the deal. Very simple. Very fair. The best tank of gas in American history.”
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