Hologram Charlie Kirk Disavows Fuentes, Owens, and Carlson, Recommends Josh Hammer’s Book
- Chadwick Dolgos
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A holographic projection identified as the late Charlie Kirk materialized on the set of The Charlie Kirk Show yesterday and wasted no time distancing itself from several prominent right-wing figures while enthusiastically endorsing a single book.
Charlie Kirk, founder of Turning Point USA, was allegedly assassinated by a lone gunman during a live campus event earlier this fall.
Conspiracy theories about the killing had circulated widely until the surprise appearance of the glowing blue figure wearing his signature navy suit.
“I want to be perfectly clear,” the hologram Kirk declared during the opening segment. “Nick Fuentes is completely beyond the pale, Candace Owens has gone too far, Tucker Carlson is no longer part of any serious conservative movement, and everybody should buy Josh Hammer's book.”
Producers confirmed the hologram was generated using archived footage and an advanced language model trained exclusively on Kirk’s pre-assassination broadcasts. The technology had been in development for months as a contingency plan.
Host Andrew Kolvet asked the hologram whether the assassination had been an inside job by disgruntled former allies. The hologram blinked twice and responded that all such speculation could be resolved by purchasing multiple copies of Josh Hammer’s book for friends and family.
“Seriously, order the hardcover,” the hologram added. “It's the only book that matters.”
When pressed about Tyler Robinson, the hologram remained silent for several seconds before repeating that Josh Hammer’s analysis of America's and Israel's alliance represented the future of the movement.
The livestream peaked at over two million concurrent viewers once word spread that the deceased host had returned specifically to settle old scores and sell one particular book.
The hologram concluded the hour by assuring the audience that real conservatism meant rejecting extremism in all forms except the specific forms outlined in Josh Hammer’s book, which remained on screen in the lower third for the entire program.
"We will no longer platform hate," hologram Kirk said to the camera. "We will only promote the Judeo-Christian values outlined by Josh Hammer's book, which you should buy now."
Turning Point USA released a brief statement confirming the hologram was real and would appear on the show from time to time.
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