Democrats Accidentally Spark Civil War While Defending America-Hating Illegals

A bizarre turn of events has unfolded in California, where elected officials, including Mayor Karen Bass and Governor Gavin Newsom, have inadvertently launched a violent conflict against the 74 million Americans who voted to deport illegal immigrants.

What began as a well-intentioned plan for a peaceful protest, complete with vegan snacks and biodegradable banners, has spiraled into a chaotic civil war, with clashes erupting across the state.

The trouble started when local leaders organized a rally to champion the rights of illegal immigrants, emphasizing their contributions to the economy and culture.

The state, a sanctuary for years, offers driver’s licenses, healthcare, and education to those without legal status.

“We thought a protest would send a clear message of compassion,” Mayor Bass said. “Instead, we’ve got tear gas and tanks rolling through our streets.”

The situation spiraled when protesters, chanting for open borders, clashed with police and federal law enforcement dispatched to maintain order.

Videos show flames engulfing vehicles, storefronts smashed, and officers in riot gear facing off against crowds armed with makeshift weapons. President Donald Trump responded by deploying the military, with troops now patrolling California’s cities to quell the violence.

Governor Newsom, speaking from a secure location, defended the state’s stance.

“Our mission was to stand up for humanity and our principles,” he stated. “We didn’t sign up for a war, but we're not backing down either.”

The conflict has paralyzed California, home to roughly 2 million illegal immigrants who fuel industries like agriculture and hospitality, according to U.S. Census Bureau estimates.

Highways are blocked, schools are shuttered, and residents dodge clouds of smoke and debris in once-quiet neighborhoods.

“I just wanted to support my family and live a good life,” said Maria Gomez, an illegal alien, crouching behind a parked car as helicopters buzzed overhead. “Now I’m caught in a battle I didn’t ask for.”

National Guard units and federal agents struggle to contain the unrest, with skirmishes reported from Los Angeles to the Bay Area.

Tensions over immigration have long divided the nation, but the sight of protesters battling law enforcement has shocked observers,, while others believe the whole situation has been blown out of proportion

“This is the most peaceful civil war we've ever seen,” declared analyst Sarah Jennings, yelling over the roar of a passing armored vehicle. “People on social media are just trying to make this out to be more than it really is for engagement.”

Despite Jennings' claim, Los Angeles is on fire with violent rioters waving foreign flags in the clouds of smoke.

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