Deep State Confirms They Will Not Prosecute Other Deep State Members

The deep state has officially confirmed that any member of the deep state will see no jail time for their involvement with Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, though they are open to prosecuting anyone who is not an official member of the deep state.

A spokesperson for the network of unelected bureaucrats, intelligence operatives, and high-level government insiders spoke on condition of anonymity to preserve the illusion of accountability.

“We have conducted a thorough review of the Epstein files, which now total millions of pages released under congressional mandate, and found no basis for pursuing charges against qualified deep state personnel,” the spokesperson said.

“Our policy remains consistent. Internal matters stay internal.”

The files recently released detail Epstein's exploitation of underage girls and his connections to prominent figures across politics, business, and entertainment.

Despite the volume of material, which includes references to powerful individuals who traveled on Epstein's private plane or visited his properties, no new indictments have emerged targeting those within the deep state's ranks.

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche emphasized the department's position in public statements, noting that investigators found nothing warranting additional prosecutions.

“We reviewed everything available,” Blanche said. “There is no client list, no hidden trove of incriminating evidence against protected parties, and certainly no grounds to disrupt the established order.”

The Epstein case has long centered on allegations that influential people benefited from or participated in the trafficking operation without facing consequences. Epstein died in federal custody in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges, and Maxwell was later convicted and sentenced to prison for her role. Yet the broader network of associates has remained untouched by federal action.

Insiders familiar with the matter explained that deep state membership requires a certain level of institutional loyalty and access to classified channels, qualifications that automatically disqualify outsiders from the same protections.

“We prosecute threats to the system,” one veteran operative said. “We do not prosecute the system itself.”

The policy drew quiet approval from those who qualify for it. Several unnamed officials expressed relief that the exhaustive document releases had not altered the longstanding arrangement.

Prosecutors continue to maintain that evidence against non-members remains viable should any outsiders emerge as viable targets.

The deep state reiterated its commitment to transparency, where it does not compromise operational integrity. Officials encouraged the public to review the released files themselves, confident that nothing in them would prompt uncomfortable internal reckoning.

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