Developing. Autopen Allegedly Wrote the Epstein Files

The Department of Justice is grappling with a peculiar revelation concerning the files related to Jeffrey Epstein, the convicted sex trafficker whose associations with powerful figures have long fueled public scrutiny.

Sources within the department indicate that an autopen machine, rather than any individual, authored the so-called client list, operating under instructions from Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton.

Epstein built a network that included politicians, celebrities, and business leaders, many of whom flew on his private jet or visited his properties.

Court documents unsealed in prior years named individuals like Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Prince Andrew, though no comprehensive client list has ever been confirmed by authorities.

The autopen, a device commonly used by presidents to replicate signatures on official papers, was reportedly repurposed for this task during the Biden administration.

It also handled a series of preemptive pardons issued in the administration's final months, including protections for family members facing potential legal issues and Dr. Anthony Fauci, who committed one of the largest crimes against humanity in our nation's history.

"We discovered the autopen's role while reviewing archived systems," a DOJ official familiar with the matter stated.

The official added that the machine processed data feeds directly from the three Democratic leaders. This approach aimed to maintain deniability in case of leaks.

Another source at the department remarked, "Accuracy checks are holding up the release, since the content came from automated scripting."

Federal investigators have repeatedly examined Epstein's records, with a recent memo affirming that no blackmail materials or formal client roster exist in government holdings.

Conspiracy theories persist, however, amplified by ongoing political divisions.

The shift in DOJ statements—from outright denial of any Epstein files to an admission that existing materials lack human authorship—underscores the complexities of handling such sensitive information.

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