Donald Trump and Mike Johnson Pull All-Nighter Piecing Together Epstein Files Phase 2 Binders
- Chadwick Dolgos
- 3 hours ago
- 2 min read
President Donald Trump and House Speaker Mike Johnson personally spent an entire night in the White House residence poring over thousands of pages from the Jeffrey Epstein files, carefully assembling the long-awaited Phase 2 binders that will finally expose most of the people who flew to the infamous island.
Sources close to the situation say the two leaders refused to delegate the sensitive task to aides, insisting that only they could be trusted to decide which names stay in and which pages mysteriously end up in the shredder marked “recycle.”
The process reportedly involved multiple pots of coffee, several Sharpies for redactions, and at least one heated debate over whether certain frequent fliers qualified as “just tourists.”
“It had to be done. This is way too important to let staffers handle,” Johnson told reporters while holding a three-inch-thick binder labeled TOP SECRET – PHASE 2.
“Some of these documents have names that could change the political landscape, and that's not fair to us, so the president and I went through every single page ourselves to make sure the American people get what they need,” Johnson continued.
The president confirmed the two had worked straight through the night, cross-referencing names, highlighting others, and adding sticky notes to ones they may want to release in the future.
The President went on to reveal that the official public release of the binders will not happen through a press conference or a government website. Instead, the administration is planning a pay-per-view spectacle tentatively titled “Unredacted: The Epstein Files” to be held on the South Lawn and broadcast live on the UFC Fight Pass platform.
Selected social media influencers will receive advance copies of the binders and be allowed to post the contents exclusively on X.
The influencer list reportedly includes Seth Dillon, Mark Levin, Laura Loomer, Ben Shapiro, and voter-registration activist Scott Presler.
“I want the people who actually move the needle to break this,” Trump explained. “Not the same failing New York Times reporters who spent years telling us the laptop was Russian disinformation.”
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed that pre-orders for the $399.99 premium binder package, complete with a limited-edition MAGA koozie and a signed photo of the President holding the documents, will begin next week.
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