Never Forget. The Tuckercaust Museum Will Make Sure You Never Do
- Chadwick Dolgos
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Construction crews have nearly completed the Tuckercaust Museum on the National Mall, a sprawling memorial dedicated to commemorating the more than six million innocent lives destroyed when Tucker Carlson dared to interview America-First patriot Nick Fuentes on his streaming show.
The 400,000-square-foot memorial, located on the National Mall between the Washington Monument and the reflecting pool, features a six-story Wall of Retweets, an eternal flame fueled by printed screenshots of condemned tweets, and a darkened chamber where visitors can watch the entire Fuentes interview on loop while listening to a chorus of media analysts explain why the conversation single-handedly killed six million people through the irreversible spread of forbidden opinions.
“Never again can we allow a cable news host to platform a Holocaust-questioning groypers without immediate and overwhelming consequence,” said museum director Dr. Miriam Goldstein-Klaus, who noted that the death toll was calculated using the same methodology employed by public health officials during the pandemic.
The figure accounts for direct losses as well as projected future deaths from rising sea levels of hate that began the moment Carlson failed to end the interview after the first questionable remark.
Museum officials confirmed that the main exhibit hall contains a life-size wax figure of Carlson seated across from Fuentes, with both figures frozen mid-sentence so visitors can fully absorb the moment civilization cracked.
A separate wing displays melted smartphones allegedly damaged when users attempted to post dissenting commentary faster than moderators could remove it.
“Every elected official must walk these halls and confront what happens when someone asks a follow-up question instead of immediately sounding the alarm,” declared Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer after completing a preview tour.
He emerged visibly shaken and announced plans to introduce legislation requiring all broadcast interviews to end after twelve minutes unless the guest has been pre-approved by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
The Department of Homeland Security has already begun scheduling the mandatory visits, with transportation provided by electric buses wrapped in photographs of tearful late-night hosts.
Refusal to attend will result in immediate loss of committee assignments and permanent designation as a domestic extremist under the newly expanded Hate Speech Prevention Act.
Construction of the museum was funded through a combination of emergency congressional appropriations and donations from neo-MAGA social media influencers such as Seth Dillon, Ben Shapiro, Mark Levin, and Laura Loomer.
Officials expect the site to become the most visited monument in the capital, surpassing even the Lincoln Memorial once school districts nationwide make annual field trips compulsory.
Visitors will exit through a final corridor lined with mirrors, where a single recorded message repeats the phrase “If you don't support Israel, you hate America” until they reach the sunlight again.
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