John Bolton Charged for WNBA Sex Toy Scandal After FBI Raid

Former National Security Advisor John Bolton has been charged with multiple counts of public indecency and sexual assault following a series of disruptive incidents at WNBA games.

Authorities allege Bolton repeatedly threw sex toys onto the court during live broadcasts, causing chaos and halting play.

The investigation began after several WNBA games were interrupted by unidentified objects landing on the court. Security footage captured a figure, later identified as Bolton, hurling items from the stands.

The FBI raided Bolton’s home, discovering a box labeled “WNBA” filled with sex toys in his bedroom closet. Agents also found handwritten notes detailing game schedules and seating charts, suggesting premeditation.

“This is an unprecedented breach of public decency,” said FBI spokesperson Karen Walsh. “The evidence points to a deliberate campaign to disrupt professional women’s basketball.”

Court documents reveal Bolton’s actions caused significant distress among players and attendees.

The league issued a statement condemning the incidents, emphasizing their commitment to a safe environment. Bolton has remained silent, invoking his Fifth Amendment rights during questioning.

Legal experts describe the case as highly unusual. “The specificity of targeting the WNBA raises questions about motive,” said attorney Rachel Cohn. “This isn’t just a prank; it’s a calculated act with serious legal consequences.”

The scandal has sparked outrage on social media, with many speculating about Bolton’s intentions. Some people suggest a deeper conspiracy, tying the incidents to a shadowy network aiming to undermine women’s sports.

Others claim Bolton’s actions were a protest against progressive cultural shifts, though no evidence supports this theory.

WNBA officials have increased security measures at games.

“We’re taking every step to protect our players and fans,” said league commissioner Cathy Engelbert. “This behavior will not be tolerated.”

Bolton’s legal team has yet to issue a public statement.

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