God Forgives President Donald Trump for Withdrawing from Israel’s War

A divine press release from the Pearly Gates has confirmed that God has forgiven President Donald Trump for withdrawing U.S. forces from Israel’s conflict with Iran.

The Almighty issued a statement clarifying his stance on global affairs, emphasizing that his chosen people are those who follow his teachings, regardless of geographic borders.

The decision to pull back from the escalating Middle East conflict, which intensified after Israel’s missile strikes on Iranian targets following years of regional tensions, has sparked debate among world leaders.

God’s statement underscored that war, particularly when unprovoked, is inherently evil.

The Almighty expressed approval of Trump’s push for de-escalation, noting that the former president’s efforts align with a broader vision for peace.

Trump’s withdrawal came after months of U.S. military aid to Israel, including billions in funding and advanced weaponry, which had fueled the ongoing conflict.

“Donald’s got a good heart, and he’s trying to stop the bloodshed,” God said in the celestial briefing. “I don’t care about borders or flags—my people are the ones who seek peace and justice.”

The announcement follows Trump’s recent decision to redirect U.S. resources toward domestic priorities, a move he described as essential to avoid entangling the nation in another prolonged war.

The conflict between Israel and Iran has roots in decades of geopolitical rivalries, with recent escalations tied to disputes over nuclear ambitions and regional influence.

Heavenly sources report that God is a longtime admirer of Trump’s deal-making instincts.

“He’s got a knack for shaking things up, and I respect that,” God added. “War is a sin, and I’m glad someone’s putting an end to it.”

The divine endorsement has left international diplomats scrambling to interpret its implications. Trump, meanwhile, has cited the statement as validation of his foreign policy.

The White House has yet to confirm whether the president will seek further guidance from the Almighty on other global issues.

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