Americans Encouraged to Take Second Jobs to Tackle $37 Trillion National Debt

The federal government has unveiled a bold new initiative to address the nation’s spiraling $37 trillion national debt, which has ballooned due to decades of unchecked spending on programs ranging from infrastructure to foreign aid to Israel.

In a move described as a call to patriotic duty, officials are now urging every American to pick up a second job to help chip away at the towering financial burden.

The Treasury Department has launched a campaign, complete with posters of Uncle Sam rolling up his sleeves at a fast-food drive-thru, encouraging citizens to sacrifice personal time to fund the government’s fiscal needs.

The program, dubbed “Work Hard, Pay Harder,” allows Americans to direct earnings from additional employment toward the national debt voluntarily. Economists note that the debt, which equates to roughly $110,000 per citizen, has grown due to persistent budget deficits and interest payments that now exceed $1 trillion annually.

The initiative does not promise reduced government spending, but instead emphasizes the importance of collective effort in keeping the nation’s finances afloat.

“Every burger flipped, every ride-share driven, every late-night shift worked brings us closer to fiscal responsibility,” said Treasury official Brenda Carlisle.

The program includes an online portal where workers can register their second jobs and track their contributions, with top earners receiving a digital badge titled “Debt Slayer.”

The announcement has sparked enthusiasm among some policymakers. In Washington, lawmakers have praised the initiative as a way to empower citizens to take ownership of the nation’s challenges.

“It’s time for Americans to step up,” said Senator Harold Grayson, who recently voted to approve $95 billion in emergency aid to overseas allies, including Israel.

“If you’re not working two jobs, are you even trying to save this country?”

The program offers a wide range of options for participation. Suggested second jobs include gig economy roles such as food delivery, retail positions, and seasonal work at amusement parks.

The Treasury Department clarified that contributions are not tax-deductible, as they are considered a “patriotic donation” to the government’s general fund.

For many, the call to action means rethinking daily routines. Single mother Carla Martinez, who already works 40 hours a week as a nurse, shared her perspective.

“I’ve signed up to drive for a rideshare app on weekends,” she said. “I used to spend that time with my kids, but now I’m helping pay for things like federal grants to study shrimp treadmill performance.”

The shrimp study, funded by a $3 million National Science Foundation grant, is one of many projects critics have flagged as examples of frivolous spending.

The government has made it clear that participation is entirely voluntary. However, officials have hinted at future incentives, such as naming a government building after the citizen who makes the most significant contribution.

“This is about shared sacrifice,” said White House spokesperson Derek Thompson. “If you’re not working overtime to fund our priorities, what are you even doing with your life?”

While the program has been rolled out with fanfare, questions remain about its impact. Economists warn that even if millions participate, the revenue generated would likely cover only a fraction of the annual interest on the debt.

Meanwhile, the government continues to approve new spending packages, including a recent $10 billion allocation for climate-friendly art installations.

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