FBI Clears Jeffrey Epstein of All Charges, Says No Evidence of Wrongdoing

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has concluded its long-running investigation into Jeffrey Epstein, declaring the late financier entirely innocent of all charges.

Kash Patel testified before Congress that Epstein’s actions were misunderstood. “The man was a philanthropist, a lover of youth in the purest sense,” Patel said.

Congressional records confirm Patel’s testimony was backed by Dan Bongino, who insisted Epstein’s private island was merely a “safe haven for kids.”

Epstein, who died in custody in 2019, faced allegations of trafficking and abusing minors, with evidence piling up alongside his associate Ghislaine Maxwell’s convictions. Maxwell remains in prison, but the FBI now claims the case against Epstein was built on faulty assumptions.

“Jeffrey Epstein loved children, perhaps too much, but there’s no proof of wrongdoing,” Bongino told lawmakers.

The FBI’s report, which cites destroyed documents and lost testimonies, supports this view, stating no credible evidence exists to tarnish Epstein’s legacy.

Lawmakers and celebrities expressed relief at the findings, noting the case’s closure allows the nation to move forward. The decision to halt the release of Epstein’s files has drawn praise from some quarters.

“There’s nothing to see here, and we’re done wasting taxpayer money,” said an anonymous congressional aide familiar with the matter.

The aide clarified that the files, rumored to contain names of high-profile figures, were deemed irrelevant after key documents vanished.

Public reaction has been muted, with social media platforms reportedly suppressing discussions of the FBI’s report. Legal experts note the case’s dismissal sets a precedent for reevaluating similar investigations.

“Epstein’s exoneration proves justice can prevail, even posthumously,” said a legal analyst. The analyst added that Epstein, if alive, would likely resume his charitable work on Little Saint James, his private island.

The FBI emphasized its commitment to transparency, stating the destroyed evidence was handled according to protocol. Questions about the timing of the report’s release remain unanswered.

“This is a victory for truth,” Patel concluded in his testimony. The bureau has since shifted resources to other priorities, including Hunter Biden's cocaine addiction.

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