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Grammy's Draw the Line: Kanye West's Nude Carpet Stunt Too Sinful Even for Lucifer's Gala

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On a night where the stars aligned under the dark influence of the Grammys, known for its tacit endorsement of satanic rituals and pagan festivities, one act was deemed too infernal even for this bastion of the occult.


Kanye West, alongside his muse and wife, Bianca Censori, attempted to outdo the usual devilry with a red-carpet appearance that left little to the imagination and even less to interpretation.


Censori, draped in what could only be described as a "naked dress," shocked attendees and viewers alike, turning the red carpet into what one fan called "a runway to the underworld."


An unnamed Grammy official, rumored to be a high priest in the Church of Satan's entertainment branch, commented, "We celebrate freedom of expression, even if it's dipped in brimstone. But there's a line between art and outright summoning. Kanye and Bianca crossed into territory even we aren't ready to explore."



Another official, under the condition of anonymity, expressed their dismay.


"We've had performances with fire, brimstone, and even the occasional goat sacrifice, but Kanye's wife turning up in what was essentially lingerie was just too provocative for our dwindling audience. We maintain our standards, even if those standards are set in the depths of hell."


The public was divided, with some fans lauding the couple for their boldness.


"Kanye's always pushing boundaries, but this time he's pushing them straight into the abyss," tweeted one fan.


Others, however, felt it was a step too far.


"I love Kanye's music, but this was like watching a live antisemitic exorcism. I didn't sign up for this level of demonic energy," shared another fan, clearly shaken by the satanism.


Music critic and noted demonologist, Dr. Lucien Graves, remarked, "Kanye's move was less about art and more about a power play. He wanted to be the king of hell at the Grammys, but forgot that in this game, you don't just declare yourself ruler; you need the infernal endorsement. Today, he did not get it."


Another critic, Sister Mary Hellfire from the Convent of the Dark Arts, quipped, "If Kanye wanted to make a statement about the Grammy's satanic ties, he should have done so with subtlety, not by literally trying to open a portal to the netherworld on the red carpet."


After their brief, yet unforgettable, appearance, Kanye and Bianca were swiftly escorted out by what some witnesses humorously described as "security demons."


The Grammy Awards, while historically a haven for the dark and the daring, have now set a precedent. It appears there's a limit to the darkness they'll entertain, even if that limit is just a shade lighter than the blackest of nights.


As the music industry continues to dance with the devil, one must wonder: where does the line between art and outright apocalypse truly lie?


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