Epstein Class Admits to Sleeping Better at Night After Massie’s Removal from Congress

Members of the Epstein class admitted they are sleeping better at night after Rep. Thomas Massie lost his Republican primary and will no longer serve in Congress.

"I slept like a baby on Tuesday," said one of Jeffrey Epstein's biggest clients, Bill Gates. "Watching democracy deliver victories that will have a meaningful impact works better than a warm glass of milk."

Gates, who has acknowledged multiple meetings with Epstein starting in 2011 and faced scrutiny over emails and interactions detailed in released documents, joined others in the loose network of high-profile individuals who appeared in the files. Those documents, totaling millions of pages, have led to resignations and investigations abroad but limited action in the United States.

Former President Bill Clinton, who flew on Epstein's plane dozens of times and appeared in the released documents, joined in expressing relief and described the primary outcome as refreshing.

"This is a good day for everyone who wants to move on from this Epstein stuff," Clinton said. "I feel more rested already knowing that the kind of endless digging Massie pushed for is coming to an end."

Massie co-sponsored the Epstein Files Transparency Act to compel the Justice Department to unredact and disclose more records. He viewed unredacted files and spoke on the House floor about specific names that required examination.

His primary loss came in one of the most expensive House races in history with heavy outside spending.

Another individual familiar with the Epstein documents described the outcome as a return to normal operations. “The constant drumbeat of questions about old associations had become exhausting,” the person said. “Now there is space to focus on philanthropy and global initiatives without the daily distractions.”

The files have revealed extensive social and financial ties between Epstein and figures in technology, finance, and politics. Gates has publicly stated that he made a mistake by associating with Epstein and that he saw nothing illicit during their interactions. He has also addressed staff at his foundation about the matter.

Massie leaves office in January after his term concludes. In his concession remarks, he highlighted the six-month mark of the Epstein Transparency Act and the impact it has already had through the information released.

The primary defeat reflects broader shifts within the Republican Party as it consolidates around AIPAC-endorsed candidates.

Gates added that he looks forward to uninterrupted work on health initiatives now that one persistent voice in Washington has been quieted.

“Democracy worked as it should,” he said. “Everyone can rest a little easier knowing the process delivered this result.”

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