No Proof of Diddy Freak-Offs, FBI Says After Destroying Evidence

The FBI has concluded its investigation into allegations of Sean "Diddy" Combs' notorious "freak off" parties, with Director Kash Patel and Deputy Director Dan Bongino announcing there is no evidence to support the claims.

The declaration comes after federal agents raided Combs' properties in Miami and Los Angeles, seizing items like narcotics, over 1,000 bottles of baby oil, decades-long video footage, and firearms, only for all materials to be inexplicably lost in transit to the evidence locker.

FBI Director Kash Patel addressed the matter on a popular podcast, stating, "We looked high and low, but there’s nothing to suggest these so-called 'freak offs' ever happened."

Patel emphasized the thoroughness of the investigation, noting that agents had combed through hotel records, witness statements, and social media posts before the evidence was destroyed.

The announcement has brought relief to numerous high-profile figures who previously lauded Combs for his extravagant gatherings.

Sources close to the investigation say the absence of evidence clears everyone, from politicians to athletes to Hollywood stars, of any association with the alleged events.

Deputy Director Dan Bongino backed Patel’s declaration during a late-night talk show appearance, claiming, "It’s a clean slate, folks. No tapes, no photos, no nothing—because, well, we don’t have them anymore."

Bongino went on to explain that the FBI’s top priority is public trust, and closing the case without evidence was the most straightforward way to achieve that.

Celebrities like Barack Obama, Ashton Kutcher, and LeBron James, who once praised Diddy’s parties as the pinnacle of entertainment, can now breathe easy. Social media posts and interviews from years past show these individuals describing the events as unforgettable, with some even calling them a cultural milestone.

The FBI’s findings, however, suggest such gatherings may have been nothing more than casual get-togethers with chips and dip.

A spokesperson for Combs welcomed the news, stating, "Mr. Combs is thrilled to be exonerated by the complete and total absence of any proof."

The spokesperson added that Combs plans to focus on his music and philanthropy, leaving behind the rumors of wild, drug-fueled gatherings that allegedly involved coercion, children, and recorded performances.

Critics of the investigation have raised eyebrows at the convenient loss of evidence, with one anonymous source claiming the items were last seen in an unmarked van headed for an undisclosed location in Israel.

The FBI has assured the public that such mishaps are rare and that protocols are being reviewed to prevent future destruction of evidence.

For now, the case is closed, and the nation’s elite can rest assured that their reputations remain untarnished.

The mystery of the "freak-offs" appears destined to remain just that—a mystery, buried alongside whatever evidence once existed.

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