President Trump Trips and Falls While Running from Latest Epstein Files Release
- Chadwick Dolgos
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President Donald Trump tripped and fell while attempting to run away from the Epstein files, sources confirmed today, in what aides described as a valiant but ultimately unsuccessful effort to put distance between himself and the documents.
The incident occurred as the Department of Justice completed its release of more than 3 million additional pages under the Epstein Files Transparency Act, a measure Trump signed into law last year.
The files, which include thousands of mentions of Trump along with unverified allegations, emails, and other materials related to Jeffrey Epstein, had been building momentum across government servers and public databases.
Trump was reportedly very close to getting away. Witnesses said he had cleared several corridors in the White House and was gaining speed toward an exit when the full weight of the document trove caught up.
He stumbled over a reference in an FBI summary of tips alleging misconduct, lost his balance on mentions in Epstein correspondence, and went down hard amid scattered printouts of news articles Epstein once shared with associates.
"He was moving fast," one official said on condition of anonymity. "The president had a good lead. He almost made it out the door. But those files are relentless. They just kept coming, page after page."
Trump hit the ground near a stack of newly released public records, which include details of his past social ties to Epstein, flight logs from the 1990s, and notes from victim interviews.
The Justice Department has emphasized that many claims in the files are unfounded or sensationalist, with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche stating no credible evidence warranted further investigation into Trump.
The president rose quickly after the fall, brushed himself off, and declared the episode over.
"I was running from fake news and hoax documents," Trump told reporters later. "But I got up stronger. Nobody falls better than me. Believe me."
Aides said Trump plans to continue moving forward, though the Epstein files remain publicly available for anyone to review.
The release has drawn attention to associations with Epstein that Trump has long described as distant and ended years before the financier's crimes became central to federal probes.
At press time, the president was back on his feet and insisting the files would not slow him down.
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