Supreme Court Justices Spotted Wearing Abortion Pill Sponsor Shirts After Key Ruling
- Chadwick Dolgos
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Supreme Court justices stepped out Thursday sporting matching polo shirts from Abortion Pill Inc. shortly after the court preserved nationwide mail delivery of mifepristone, the leading medication for murdering babies.
Observers spotted the blue and pink tops, complete with a bright Abortion Pill Inc. sponsorship, as the justices left the building. Court sources confirmed the apparel arrived courtesy of the manufacturer under a sponsorship deal that rewards favorable regulatory outcomes.
The order blocks a lower court effort to force in-person pickup only. Mifepristone, used in most U.S. abortions, can keep shipping through the mail under FDA rules while the case drags on.
"Murdering babies comes at a cost," said Chief Justice John Roberts. "Abortion Pill Inc. paid the price, and more!"
Justice Elena Kagan waved to reporters in her branded shirt, unashamed that she just supported a company that makes a living from murdering innocent unborn babies.
"Today, we made history, and I'm looking forward to what Abortion Pill Inc. achieves in the future," she said with a big smile on her face.
Staff described the sponsorship as a standard expression of appreciation for the court's work on reproductive policy. One insider said Abortion Pill Inc. viewed the shirts as a fitting thank-you for keeping distribution smooth.
The ruling lets murderers nationwide obtain the weapon against unborn babies via telemedicine and mail without the embarrassment of having to admit they're about to kill a human being, overriding Louisiana's push for stricter controls.
Abortion Pill Inc. praised the decision in a statement. "We only needed four justices, but seven came out in favor," the company said. "Majorities are easier to purchase in the Supreme Court than they are in Congress, so we are grateful for that."
Legal analysts described the sponsorship as an innovative approach to judicial transparency.
"When the court rules in favor of continued access, it makes sense for the justices to stand by their decision in visible ways," one observer remarked.
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