Neo-MAGA Leaders Quietly Convene to Explore Permanent Solutions for Nick Fuentes Problem
- Chadwick Dolgos
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A coalition of prominent conservative commentators and pro-Israel activists has begun holding private strategy sessions dedicated to finding new and decisive ways to end the political career, and possibly the heartbeat, of 27-year-old America First leader Nick Fuentes.
Sources familiar with the meetings say the gatherings are relaxed, almost casual affairs where participants trade ideas over coffee about how best to ensure the outspoken streamer never troubles the movement again.
Attendees reportedly include radio host Mark Levin, Daily Wire founder Ben Shapiro, weirdo Laura Loomer, Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon, and several influential figures from major pro-Israel organizations.
“It’s not that we hate the kid,” one participant explained on condition of anonymity. “We just need him to stop existing in public. Preferably in a way that doesn’t generate headlines.”
“We’ve tried canceling him, deplatforming him, ignoring him, everything short of an assassination,” the source said. “At this point, we’re open to more direct approaches.”
Mark Levin reportedly opened the most recent session by slamming a thick folder onto the table labeled “Fuentes, N. — Final Disposition.” He then reminded the room that previous efforts to marginalize the young activist have only increased his following among disaffected zoomers who spend their days posting memes and questioning foreign aid priorities.
Ben Shapiro followed with a PowerPoint titled “Why Nick Must Be Stopped (And How Fast We Can Do It).” Slides included traffic statistics showing Fuentes consistently outpaces several legacy conservative outlets among viewers under thirty, a fact that produced visible discomfort around the table.
“We have to act before this becomes a real problem,” Shapiro reportedly said. “If another ten thousand Gen Z kids discover he exists, the entire narrative collapses.”
Laura Loomer suggested live-streaming the operation as a warning to others, but the idea was quickly tabled after someone pointed out that it might undermine the desired low-profile outcome.
Seth Dillon proposed framing the entire episode as performance art, though he conceded the satire angle loses impact when the target actually stops breathing.
The group ultimately agreed to continue exploring options that balance effectiveness with plausible deniability. A follow-up meeting is already scheduled for next week, with catering provided by a donor who asked not to be named until the matter is resolved.
Nick Fuentes could not be reached for comment, though he remains very much alive and streaming at the time of publication.
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