Deep State Republicans Can’t Decide Which Farm to Take Thomas Massie During Summer Recess

Republican figures tied to entrenched Washington interests face a dilemma as the congressional summer recess approaches, weighing which idyllic American farm might serve as the ideal destination for Kentucky Congressman Thomas Massie.

Sources within party circles describe heated discussions over locations that offer seclusion and natural beauty, far from the Capitol's glare.

Massie, an MIT graduate and inventor with over two dozen patents, has long championed self-reliance, living on a 1,000-acre off-grid homestead in eastern Kentucky where he raises livestock and generates power through solar panels and innovative systems he designed himself.

His legislative record includes consistent opposition to bloated spending bills and foreign aid packages, positions that have isolated him from GOP leadership and drawn public rebukes from former President Donald Trump, who recently labeled him the "worst Republican Congressman" and vowed to back a primary challenger.

A senior Republican operative familiar with the deliberations spoke on condition of anonymity.

"The choices are endless—from the fertile valleys of the Midwest to the remote ranches out West," the operative said. "We just want to ensure Massie gets the break he deserves, away from all the meddling in Epstein file releases and budget cuts."

Massie's push for declassifying documents related to Jeffrey Epstein has gained bipartisan traction, including support from Democratic Congressman Ro Khanna, aiming to force a House vote despite resistance from leadership.

This effort follows Massie's history of bucking party lines, such as voting against continuing resolutions that maintain high government spending levels.

An aide to Massie dismissed any notion of voluntary participation. "The Congressman intends to spend recess tending his own land and advancing policies that curb federal overreach," the aide stated.

"Any trip to an outside farm would happen against his will, and we'd make that clear to everyone involved."

Party insiders note the urgency stems from Massie's recent campaign ads highlighting his Epstein transparency drive, which have escalated tensions amid Trump's endorsements of more compliant candidates. As recess looms, the focus remains on selecting a farm that aligns with the deep state's vision of a quieter political landscape.

One establishment-aligned strategist emphasized the appeal of certain sites.

"Think of the peacefulness, the fresh air—it's about giving Massie a chance to reflect," the strategist remarked. "Once he's there, he might not want to come back."

Massie's homestead exemplifies his philosophy of independence, incorporating rainwater collection and homegrown food production to minimize reliance on external utilities.

He has advocated for similar practices in agriculture policy, introducing bills to ease regulations on small farmers and promote interstate milk sales.

A deep state-affiliated donor tied to AIPAC echoed the sentiment of indecision.

"It's tough narrowing it down when every farm has its charms," the donor said. "But we'll settle on one soon enough."

Congressional aides report no official plans for such outings, but whispers persist in Washington corridors. Massie, undeterred, continues to prioritize issues such as reducing the national debt and exposing hidden influences in government.

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