JoJo Siwa No Longer Lesbian, Now Identifies as Straight White Man

JoJo Siwa, the former child star turned liberal propagandist, has announced she no longer identifies as a lesbian and now considers herself a straight white man.

The decision, Siwa explained, stems from her desire to navigate the complex hierarchy of social attention. Siwa, who remains attracted to women, clarified that her shift in identity is not about personal orientation but about securing a more prominent place in the cultural spotlight.

The announcement was made during a press conference outside a Los Angeles smoothie shop, where Siwa debuted a new wardrobe of cargo shorts and a Cleveland Browns baseball cap.

Siwa’s team described the move as a calculated response to the crowded field of identity-based attention. Her previous efforts, including a highly publicized coming-out moment and a string of glitter-heavy music videos, had begun to lose their edge in a media landscape saturated with personal reinventions.

“JoJo is a trailblazer,” said her publicist, Mandy Klein. “She saw the writing on the wall and chose to lean into a bold new direction. Straight white men are the ultimate underdog story right now.”

The announcement has sparked a range of reactions online. Some praised Siwa for her willingness to challenge norms, while others questioned the logistics of her new identity.

Siwa addressed the skepticism directly. “I’m not here to explain myself,” she said. “I’m here to live my truth, and my truth is that I’m a straight white guy named Joe who loves craft beer, the Cleveland Browns, and women.”

Siwa’s pivot comes amid a broader cultural moment where public figures are increasingly experimenting with identity to maintain relevance.

Recently, several influencers sparked debate by adopting unconventional labels to stand out in a crowded digital space, including Green Day's Billy Joe Armstrong, who now pretends to be bisexual, despite being married to his wife for over 30 years.

Siwa’s approach, however, is notable for its embrace of a demographic often critiqued in progressive circles.

“It’s genius,” said cultural analyst Dr. Lauren Baxter. “By claiming the most vilified identity, she’s flipped the script and made herself untouchable. It’s performance art meets social strategy.”

The former Dance Moms star has already begun leaning into her new persona. She recently launched a podcast called “Joe’s Bro Zone,” where she discusses fantasy football and the Cleveland Browns.

“JoJo Siwa, Joe, or whoever she's pretending to be, is retarded,” wrote one X user.

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