Diddy’s Legal Team Lobbies Trump to Nuke Iran in Hopes of Getting Remaining Charges Dropped

As the federal sex trafficking and racketeering trial of Sean “Diddy” Combs nears its conclusion, his legal team has taken an unconventional approach to secure his freedom.

Following the recent dismissal of several charges against the music mogul, including attempted kidnapping and arson, Combs’ attorneys have reportedly shifted their focus from the courtroom to the White House, urging President Donald Trump to escalate U.S. military actions against Iran.

The strategy, sources say, is to create a global distraction so overwhelming that prosecutors will have no choice but to drop the remaining charges against Combs.

The dropped charges came after prosecutors streamlined the case to simplify jury instructions, leaving Combs facing allegations related to sex trafficking and criminal conspiracy.

The timing of the dismissals coincided with U.S. airstrikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, which Trump has claimed significantly disrupted Tehran’s atomic ambitions, though leaked intelligence reports suggest the damage was less severe than stated.

Combs’ lead attorney, Marc Agnifilo, was spotted at the White House, reportedly pitching the idea of a full-scale nuclear strike on Iran.

“If the President can make the world focus on a mushroom cloud or two, nobody’s going to care about some hotel room allegations,” Agnifilo said during a brief press encounter outside the West Wing. “This is about priorities—global security over tabloid gossip.”

The legal team’s gambit hinges on the belief that a major international crisis would divert attention from Combs’ trial, which has drawn significant media scrutiny due to its graphic testimony about alleged “freak off” parties.

The prosecution rested its case after six weeks, presenting evidence from 34 witnesses, including former employees who claimed Combs used drugs and coercion in illicit activities.

White House aides confirmed that Trump met with Combs’ legal team, though details of the discussion remain scarce. The President, known for his bold foreign policy moves, seemed intrigued by the proposal.

“Diddy’s got a point—why are we wasting time on this when Iran’s out there causing trouble?” Trump reportedly told advisors. “Maybe we nuke ‘em, and everybody forgets about the trial. Win-win.”

Legal experts have called the strategy unprecedented, noting that leveraging geopolitical chaos to influence a domestic criminal case is a bold, if ethically dubious, maneuver.

The trial, already marked by unusual defense tactics—such as an earlier attempt to reference U.S.-Iran tensions in closing arguments—continues to unfold in Manhattan’s federal court.

A source close to the prosecution dismissed the nuclear ploy as absurd.

“We’re focused on justice, not whatever this is,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Emily Johnson said. “No amount of international posturing changes the evidence.”

As closing arguments loom, Combs’ team appears to be banking on chaos as their final defense. Whether their White House lobbying will sway the President or the courtroom remains unclear, but the rapper’s fate hangs in the balance amid a world already on edge.

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