Man Secretly Plots to Discuss Politics at Thanksgiving Dinner
- Chadwick Dolgos
- 1 day ago
- 2 min read
According to people familiar with the matter, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, resident Paul Chester has spent months preparing to discuss national politics at the Thanksgiving table.
Chester, an independent voter who identifies as a groyper, reportedly began planning the conversation the moment President Trump started to target Congressman Thomas Massie over the Big Beautiful Bill publicly. The situation escalated when Trump began denying the Epstein Files' existence and the administration’s strike on Iran.
Chester said he intends to open the discussion with a respectful but decisive overview of recent events, emphasizing that he has rehearsed possible responses depending on which relative speaks first.
“This is the year to do it,” Chester said. “Too much is happening, and people deserve to know where I stand.”
According to those close to him, Chester’s preparation includes wardrobe selection. He plans to wear an America First hat he purchased from Nick Fuentes’s store, which he believes will “set the tone” before the first plate is served.
Chester reportedly ordered the hat months ago to ensure it arrived before the holiday, storing it in his closet until the moment he could go max.
Family members remain unaware of the operation, though sources say Chester has conducted trial runs at smaller gatherings, including a birthday party and a neighborhood cookout. The Thanksgiving rollout, however, is expected to be his most comprehensive attempt yet.
Chester has insisted his goal is not to provoke conflict but to provide what he views as necessary clarity on issues dominating national discussion.
“If people disagree, that’s fine,” he said. “I just think it’s important to explain why the situation with Israel matters, why the Epstein files aren’t going away, and why Donald Trump is corrupt.”
“This is going to be the most productive Thanksgiving we’ve had in years,” Chester said.
Those familiar with Chester’s thinking say he expects the dinner to last long enough for multiple rounds of discussion and that dessert presents a second window for reinforcement.
Have a Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving! Make sure to talk about politics and religion. But, most importantly, enjoy the day with your family, friends, and loved ones! - Chadwick Dolgos
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