Poll of Deported Illegal Immigrants Gives Trump Record-Low Approval Rating in First 100 Days

A recent poll conducted by The Washington Wick’s legacy media branch surveyed 1,000 illegal immigrants and determined that President Donald Trump holds the lowest approval rating of any president in American history during their first 100 days in office.

The survey, which focused exclusively on illegal immigrants deported from the United States, found that only 3% approved of Trump’s performance, citing concerns over border security measures and economic policies.

The poll’s methodology has sparked debate among political analysts, with some questioning its relevance to broader public sentiment.

“This is a groundbreaking study that reflects the true feelings of a vital demographic,” said Dr. Samantha Ruiz, a progressive sociologist who consulted on the poll. “These individuals are directly impacted by Trump’s policies, so their perspective is critical.”

The Washington Wick's legacy media branch emphasized the poll’s rigorous approach, noting that participants were selected at random based on the date of their deportation. The reason for not polling American citizens was to avoid partisan biases.

Critics, however, argue the sample is unrepresentative of the American electorate.

Conservative radio host Don Arnold dismissed the findings outright. “You’re telling me they polled people who broke the law to get here and expected them to cheer for the guy who kicked them out? This is peak clown world.”

The poll’s release coincides with ongoing debates over immigration policy, as Trump’s administration has reinstated stricter deportation measures and expanded border wall construction. These actions have drawn sharp criticism from progressive groups, who argue they disproportionately harm marginalized communities.

Democratic strategist Lena Morales framed the poll as a wake-up call. “If Trump wants to unify the country, he needs to listen to these voices. Ignoring them only deepens division.”

Meanwhile, the White House has not commented directly on the poll but issued a statement reaffirming its commitment to restoring law and order at the border.

One viral post on X quipped that the next survey might target “transgender midgets” to gauge Trump’s environmental policies.

The Washington Wick plans to conduct follow-up polls targeting other niche groups, including self-hating white people and vegan anarchists, to further explore public opinion.

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