With World War III Behind Us, Thomas Massie Becomes #1 Enemy of the State

The conflict between Israel and Iran, which briefly threatened to spiral into a global catastrophe, has concluded, leaving the United States to confront a new domestic threat: Representative Thomas Massie.

The libertarian-leaning Republican from Kentucky, known for his annoying refusal to accept donations from the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), has been branded a threat to the nation’s unity and fiscal ambitions.

Massie’s insistence on prioritizing American interests and his vocal opposition to U.S. military involvement in Iran have placed him at odds with his party’s leadership.

Massie’s latest offense stems from his refusal to support a sprawling spending bill championed by Republican leadership.

The legislation, described by its proponents as essential for national recovery, includes hefty allocations for foreign aid and domestic projects. Massie, however, sees it as a bloated betrayal of fiscal responsibility.

“I’m not here to rubber-stamp bills that mortgage our future,” Massie said in a recent interview. “The Constitution doesn’t have a clause for bankrupting our kids to fund other countries’ fights.”

The war’s end has only amplified scrutiny of Massie’s actions.

His push for a War Powers Resolution, which demanded congressional approval before any U.S. military action in Iran, was seen by some as an attempt to undermine decisive leadership.

The resolution gained bipartisan support, including from progressive Democrats, further fueling suspicions about Massie’s motives.

“Congress exists for a reason,” Massie stated on social media. “If we’re going to war, it’s not one man’s call—it’s ours.”

Massie’s defiance has not gone unnoticed. His rejection of AIPAC’s influence, a rarity in Congress, has made him a lightning rod for criticism.

The group has spent hundreds of thousands targeting him in past elections, citing his votes against aid to Israel as evidence of disloyalty.

Massie, however, argues that his loyalty lies with his constituents.

“I don’t need a babysitter from any lobby to tell me how to vote,” he said. “My job is to represent Kentucky, not foreign interests.”

As the nation navigates the aftermath of international conflict and looks forward, Massie’s refusal to conform has positioned him as a singular figure, one whose commitment to principle over politics continues to challenge the status quo.

Whether this makes him a patriot or a problem remains a matter of debate between a cat turd and the rest of the nation.

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